Please send us some Konkani jokes and we will gladly publish them here.

Some of favorite Konkani Tips : 

* If you are a true Konkani you will have at least 10-20 names ending with maam and maayi on your mobile.

* The world can sing a song, but we can eat a song. Batata Song

* The amount of luggage that we carry to our gaanv always doubles when we come back.

* We don't have family trees; we have family Forests (everyone is related to other in way or the other).

* For the world DDT is a pesticide, for us it is Daat Dali Toi.

* A Konkani tea stall in China would be named as Phunkun Phukun Pee.

* We don't need any MBBS degree, just fall ill and the entire family will start acting like qualified doctors.

* During community gathering we speak more Konkani than we speak at home.

* In weddings the Pacchis and Maayis are less concerned about the wedding couple and more about hooking up young and prospective guys and girls present there.

* In Devasthan javan no matter how full your stomach is, there is always a place reserved for Godse or Doodhpak.

* If the dish neither contains grated coconut nor seasonings of ghee or coconut oil, then it is definitely not a Konkani dish.

* We buy 200 Bibbos and make Bibbe Upkari of 150 Bibbos. 50 we eat while peeling.

* One Konkani Pachi or Maayi is equivalent to entire Google.

* Ambulee, Chakkulee, Surnalee are not the name of Chinese men.

* Upaas is the only day when we eat more than any normal day.

A Manglorean Opened A Chinese Restaurant In Mapusa & Called It "HANGA YOH"
Opposite It, A Goan Opened A New Thai Restaurant & Called It 
"THAI WOSU NAKA"
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Next Bhajan

Sharada and Sadanand Pai are hosting the September Bhajan at their residence. Thank you to the Pai's for helping us preserve the HAAS Bhajan tradition.

 

When:

Saturday, September 9th, 2017

3:00pm to 5:00pm

 

Where:

Pai Residence:

20706 Bristol Meadow Lane

Cypress, TX 77433

 

Please RSVP by September 3rd, 2017 at snpai@yahoo.com.

 

 

If you would like to host bhajans on any of the months listed as OPEN in the 2017 calendar, please contact HAAS committee secretary, Archana Rao at haas.secretary@yahoo.com.

Upcoming Events

Diwali Gala 2017

 

When & Where: 

Saturday, October 14th, 2017 from

6 PM - 11 PM at the Richard and Meg Weekley Community Center

 

Please check Evite for details.

 

To pay event fees click on: Diwali Gala Event Fees

 

If you would like to sponsor / co-sponsor this event or any events listed as "HAAS*** " in the calendar,  or if any questions, please  contact HAAS committee or email at ourhaas@gmail.com

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